I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Size:M A posterized illustration of Billy

A posterized illustration of Billy Ray Valentine in a multicolored patterned jacket

Camping being in-tents is the kind of pun a dad spends forty years perfecting while his family dies slowly inside

the left reading "ESTD 1982" and the right showing musical notes and "Ridgemont Arcade

Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose

Corporate's idea of hazard pay is a commemorative patch for a ship they already wrote off

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Size:M A posterized illustration of BillyBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked