Slow Poke - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Black serif text reads "HOTEL

Black serif text reads "HOTEL MAYFLOWER" across the top

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White woodcut-style illustration depicts an anthropomorphic cat in a trench coat

Three high-contrast white halftone portraits of Henry Hill

Slow Poke - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Black serif text reads "HOTELTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the