The North Swole - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Pluto got demoted by a

Pluto got demoted by a committee vote

rendered with bold outlines and flat color fills

Ranking every human you know below a creature whose greatest achievement is locating the treat cabinet takes real conviction

with "MIDDLE TEXAS LEAGUE" above and "CLASS D BASEBALL CLUB" below in smaller gray type

and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds

The North Swole - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:Black/White Pluto got demoted by aSanta skipping cookies for chicken breast six times a day explains why nobody ever sees him between December 26th and November 30th. Eleven months of bulk season, one night of cardio. The Details: Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic book style illustration of a muscular, shirtless Santa Claus with arms crossed in a bodybuilder pose. Santa wears a red hat with white trim and red pants cinched by a black belt with a golden buckle.