Easily Distracted Birds - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Believing God personally selected you

Believing God personally selected you to stop being a jerk is a level of gullibility that even Lazlo couldn't calculate

" Bold pink serif text at the bottom reads "NORTH SHORE

Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans

every weirdo in the room knew they'd been called home

Punch Buggy survived decades without a single written rule

Easily Distracted Birds - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M Believing God personally selected youOrnithologists claiming they're only here for the Blue Tit and the Great Tit have an suspiciously well rehearsed explanation. Plausible deniability has never looked so feathered. The Details: Arched dark navy block text reads "EASILY DISTRACTED" above larger matching text reading "BY TITS." Four labeled cartoon illustrations of birds perched on branches appear below, depicting a Blue Tit, Marsh Tit, Great Tit, and Coal Tit in yellow, blue, brown,