I'd Ride That - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Wearing the word "Costume" to

Wearing the word "Costume" to a Halloween party is a cease and desist letter addressed to fun

and black shoes

Palmflower turning red means your retirement party involves being vaporized in front of a live studio audience

Red cursive script reads "The Cockatoo" with "Restaurant" in white below

Large bold "Um" sits centered in the middle

I'd Ride That - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Wearing the word "Costume" toJet ski innuendo only works on people who've never met a man with a boat and a divorce. Plausible deniability dies the moment grandma recognizes the phrase from every dive bar since Nixon. The Details: White vintage style illustration depicts a square jawed man in a life vest riding a jet ski through splashing water. Bold white block uppercase text below reads "I'D RIDE THAT." Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped