Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather TX" above smaller red text

TX" above smaller red text reading "LONGHORN LEAGUE" and blue text reading "1947

Bold black slab-serif uppercase text reads "SPACEBALLS" in large letters

A white silhouette of a charcoal grill with flames sits at the top

Arched dark navy block text reads "JUST TRYING TO" above "SHRED SOME GNAR" in bold rounded uppercase sans-serif lettering

opening its doors in the late 1950s when league nights were sacred

Thou May Ingest a Satchel of Richards - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather TX" above smaller red textMedieval monks spent years illuminating manuscripts by candlelight so that centuries later someone could tell you to eat a bag of dicks in calligraphy. The heraldic lion really sells it, like the insult has been approved by the crown. The Details: A golden yellow heraldic lion crest sits above ornate illuminated manuscript lettering reading "Thou may ingest a Satchel of Richards," with elaborate drop caps on the "T" and "S" featuring scrollwork