Motor Boatin' Son of a Bitch - Unisex Hoodie thanksgiving Curved distressed black serif text

Curved distressed black serif text reads "BLACK CAT" above a black cat head silhouette with light eyes and whiskers

Bowling advice in cursive next to a 1950s church league lady is grandma casually dropping something filthy at Thanksgiving dinner

Navy serif text below reads "ZIHUATANEJO

Smaller distressed white sans-serif block text below reads "I'VE HEARD ABOUT IT

Distressed blue graffiti-style text reads "OZONE + TURBO'S" above two high-contrast halftone portraits of Ozone and Turbo flanked by red palm trees

Motor Boatin' Son of a Bitch - Unisex Hoodie thanksgiving Curved distressed black serif textPlausible deniability printed on cotton is the oldest move in the lake house playbook. Grandma sees a man who loves his speedboat, and everyone else at the cookout is biting through their lip trying not to lose it. The Details: Bold, rounded navy blue lettering reads "MOTOR BOATIN' SON" across two lines at the top. A navy blue line art illustration of a figure driving a speedboat with water spray trails behind it sits in the center. Matching navy text