The Boys Are Back In Town - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Earning the title of okayest

Earning the title of okayest aunt means the nephews are alive and nobody called the authorities

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Lincoln dropping life advice at a San Dimas mall podium like he's closing out Gettysburg is peak accuracy for two dudes who say "So-crates

On warm summer nights

Large Marge picked up one hitchhiker and scared an entire generation into never accepting rides from strangers

The Boys Are Back In Town - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL Earning the title of okayestJesus and Santa rolling up in the same sleigh is the Christmas equivalent of two divorced parents showing up to the recital together. December's been running this awkward double billing for two thousand years and nobody's questioned the lineup. The Details: Golden yellow blackletter text reads "The Boys Are Back In Town!" with white Gothic style text below reading "Merry Christmas!" A retro cartoon illustration depicts Jesus Christ and Santa Claus