May the Wings of Liberty Never Lose a Feather - Unisex T-Shirt action completing a circular arrangement around

completing a circular arrangement around the central map

don't go near the water

The eagle looks ready to receive a medal for services no one at the ceremony is willing to describe out loud

Apologizing in fake Spanish for not understanding stupid people saves everyone the trouble of a real conversation

Arched golden-tan western text reads "IT AIN'T DYIN'" and "I'M TALKIN' ABOUT" curving above a distressed duotone portrait

May the Wings of Liberty Never Lose a Feather - Unisex T-Shirt action completing a circular arrangement aroundJack Burton toasting liberty like a founding father who peaked at truck stop philosophy is the most beautifully unearned confidence ever put on screen. Wang Chi saved the day, but Jack got the speech. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A cartoon portrait of Jack Burton in a white tank top raises a flaming drink against a red circle, with white kanji characters reading "" to the right. Golden yellow banner text reads "MAY THE WINGS