I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_diehard Earning the title of trophy

Earning the title of trophy husband requires the same qualifications as a participation trophy

A central illustration depicts a bowling ball with speed lines striking two pins beside a wagon wheel

José finally getting proper attribution for his most famous quote is long overdue

"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage

all set within a scalloped ornate border outline

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_diehard Earning the title of trophyBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked