Pinky's Records & Discs - Women's T-Shirt Size:S George Washington got to be

George Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea

Roadside fireworks tent operators naming products like "whistling bungholes" and "crap flappers" have more creative range than most advertising agencies

Descending black text reads "9430 SOUTH MAIN STREET" and "ACROSS FROM THE DOME STADIUM

just barely keeping things legal in public

Blue script text reads "Seagulls" behind a red cartoon seagull mascot wearing a baseball cap and gripping a bat in a batting stance

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