Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Tank Top Baseball holding a red Solo cup

holding a red Solo cup in his right hand

Inspired by The Other Guys

West Hill Lanes stood at Charleston and Decatur in Las Vegas

Bold white all-caps text curves around the hand

CALIFORNIA" with weathered

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Tank Top Baseball holding a red Solo cupParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming