Vernon's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Distressed white gothic-style script below

Distressed white gothic-style script below reads "Sleighin'

holding a small cocktail in her raised hand

A golden-yellow rectangular banner below contains black hand-lettered text reading "1229 ALHAMBRA BLVD

Arched white serif text reads "CHARGE IT" above centered italic script reading "To The" flanked by small horizontal dashes

Roman Craig's business model is exactly what happens when a guy who mooches vacations discovers drag boats and zero liability insurance

Vernon's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL Distressed white gothic-style script belowVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.